TEST MODE: no real charges· Paper trading only, not financial advice; memecoins are extremely risky
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FAQ

Questions, answered straight.

Is this real trading?
No. Every position is a paper trade: a $100 simulated stake from a $1,000 simulated bankroll, entered at the market cap when the call was made and exited by fixed rules. No real money is ever bought, sold or held.
Is this financial advice?
No. The Situation Room is an experiment published for information and entertainment. Nothing here is a recommendation to buy or sell anything. Memecoins are extremely risky: most go to zero, often within hours.
Will I be charged?
The site runs in Stripe TEST MODE: no real charges. Test cards such as 4242 4242 4242 4242 work; real cards are not charged.
What does Free get?
Everything. All features are unlocked (demo) for every visitor, signed in or not: real-time calls and open positions, the full trade history, the safety-check score of every pick, the weekly scorecard, the lessons lab and the v1-vs-v2 rule test.
Then what are Pro and Max?
A working demo of paid plans: sign-up, Stripe test checkout, the billing portal and cancellation all work, but no feature is locked behind them right now. Nothing is ever charged (test mode).
What is the safety-check score?
Before entry the scout checks the dev's launch buy %, bundled buys in the creation slot, whether mint and freeze authority are revoked, the dev's launch history, holder concentration and liquidity. The verdict is green, yellow or red with a risk score. It lowers risk; it does not remove it.
Why do the rules change so rarely?
A handful of trades can't separate a good rule from luck. New exit rules are tested against a counterfactual of the old ones on the same trades, and are only locked in after 50–100 trades.
How do I cancel?
Account → Manage billing opens the Stripe customer portal, where you can cancel (immediately) or update your payment method. Your account drops back to Free, which (in this demo) still has every feature.
Monthly or yearly?
Yearly is 10× the monthly price: two months free (Pro CA$90/year, Max CA$290/year).
How do I contact you?
Paper trading only, not financial advice; memecoins are extremely risky.